the annual birthday wish list!
every year, i do this. every year, i get some of the shit i want. good enough.
- a tambourine. preferably this one in purple.
- five pairs of jeans that fit me perfectly. two pairs trouser cut (one pair ultra light, one pair dark), two straight leg (both dark), & one impossibly skin-tight pair in an outrageously deep indigo.
- something covered in gold sequins. a tam, a clutch, a pair of shoes, a shirt, a dress … it matters not. it needs to sparkle, though.
- a manicure, pedicure, & eyebrow waxing. properly executed by expert hands. preferably at my favorite nail salon.
- a vuvuzela. preferably in a bright color and/ or encrusted in rhinestones.
- the kicks (i think they’re top tens) ciara wore in the “ride” video. you see, while everyone was watching her isolation moves, i was checking out her kicks. those jawns are baaaaaad! (i watched the video again, later, to partake in the enjoyment of her dancing)
- a proper roll in the hay, with the consenting adult of my choice
- some really great food.
