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str8nochaser: dumbesttweets: But they forgot to put Jesus on the ballot so how am I ‘posed to do that? WHO DO I CALL TO RECTIFY THIS?? O_O Just….  Goodbye. I quit the internet. AGAIN.  [Tweet from @LFaniel reads: Obama nor Romney has put not one dollar in my pocket but God and his son Jesus has … #VoteforThePersonThatDiedForYourSins] this person’s mama shoulda swallowed them.

str8nochaser:

dumbesttweets:

But they forgot to put Jesus on the ballot so how am I ‘posed to do that? WHO DO I CALL TO RECTIFY THIS?? O_O

Just…. 

Goodbye. I quit the internet. AGAIN. 

[Tweet from @LFaniel reads: Obama nor Romney has put not one dollar in my pocket but God and his son Jesus has … #VoteforThePersonThatDiedForYourSins]

this person’s mama shoulda swallowed them.

7 months ago 62 notes
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  5. v1kt4r reblogged this from dumbesttweets and added:
    *sigh*
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  8. whoissugar reblogged this from dumbesttweets and added:
    #icant
  9. nomoresidepartunder reblogged this from dumbesttweets and added:
    OMG I know him…
  10. pillz89 reblogged this from areyounobody2
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  12. baconsexsleep reblogged this from dumbesttweets and added:
    Somebody I used to know throws put gems like this.
  13. sweetcheesyjesus reblogged this from bitchslap-barbie and added:
    Woah where do you sign up for the Jesus money??
  14. areyounobody2 reblogged this from dumbesttweets
  15. bitchslap-barbie reblogged this from nanner and added:
    Where the hell is Jesus handing money out? After the shit he’s put me through, I at LEAST deserve a fifty.
  16. yesthatisascoreboard reblogged this from dumbesttweets and added:
    |______________________________| the entire pew is yours sir, now sit
  17. lenadreamsingold reblogged this from dumbesttweets
  18. laughlikea reblogged this from str8nochaser and added:
    If Jesus handed out dollars I would be much quicker to get my ass to church.
  19. vomle reblogged this from str8nochaser
  20. supersoygrrrl reblogged this from gingery-gal and added:
    “I don’t vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord’s name!” “That’s Republican....
  21. gingery-gal reblogged this from nanner and added:
    No fair, all I got from Jesus was a fish and a hunk of bread. I can buy that shit at the store, Jesus.
  22. weaponsofmassdistraction reblogged this from str8nochaser and added:
    I’m sorry… what?!!! Wait, isn’t that a downgrade from the whole Holy Trinity thing? Interesting… Additionally; Jesus...
  23. private-revolution reblogged this from str8nochaser and added:
    What I wanna know is when Jesus went around handing people cash, where the fuck was I?
  24. jtgunner reblogged this from dumbesttweets and added:
    Pretty sure Jesus can’t run for president with him not being a US citizen and all…
  25. nanner reblogged this from sunny1 and added:
    Wait, Jesus is doling out money?