get free or die tryin'.

eyan-j:

quirkysnark:

kingjaffejoffer:

ran1228:

bryantsupreme:

I see em.

But I dont I really see em..

Therefore, they are irrelevant.

Lies told on tumblr. Everyone says that… but i’m 1000% sure if i went outside with my arms exposed i wouldn’t have people coming up to me telling me how “beautiful” they are. Its a cute thought but no.

Who compliments arm fat though?

We have to see the stretch marks that populate desired areas

When I was in high school my weight fluctuated a lot (It fluctuates now, but the older I get, the more consistent it’s becoming (thank God) and I have stretch marks everywhere because of that. I don’t give a shit though, I can’t get rid of them so, I love them. I don’t get any complaints and no one seems to notice. Or maybe they do but I don’t make a fuss about them so neither do they.

I will kiss every single one of them motherfuckers. Don’t hide yo belly either cuz I’ma kiss that too. 

MMMHMM.

let me tell y’all something about the above comment: I APPRECIATE EYAN FOR SAYING THIS.

you see, ppl:

if you’re dating any grown person of ANY SIZE, chances are they have stretch marks.

from muscle growth

from weight gain in general (and they don’t go away if you get smaller)

from pregnancy

from GETTING TALLER DURING PUBERTY.

if you hate them that much, go screw a fleshlight or get a big ass dildo and shove it in whichever orifice you prefer. 

CUZ THEY ARE REAL AS FUCK.

if you don’t kiss bellies or squeeze chubbier body parts, you can’t fuck me. no, seriously.