so i went to get a blt from the bodega

and because the bacon was cold, dude said he had to heat it.
IN THE DEEP FRYER.
i had to tell him in spanglish NOT to do that
cuz wtf my dude
it’s bacon
sigh.

then some lil kid asked me how i speak spanish if i’m blk
cuz he’s not blk, as far as he knows, despite being high yella by my standards…

too many things.

9 months ago 1 note
  1. latinegrasexologist said: oh the adventures you’ll have in the heights
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