the fact that tomorrow is monday & those ppl i work with expect me to be there and be enthused to participate in their jackassery, aka work.
i wanna lay around naked all day & make pesto with pepitas instead of pine nuts
i keep wondering
why hasn’t anyone tried to seduce me into being a (revolutionary) homemaker? it don’t take much
i really need to stop drinking watermelon infused wray & nephew
so i can go to bed